Teaming up with Fall Out Boy bassist and Ashlee Simpson baby-daddy, Pete Wentz, on his new show “FNMTV” this weekend, Miley Cyrus joined Wentz for a segment entitled “7 Things You Hate”, revealing, among other things, the 15 year-old Hannah Montana star’s vindictive side.
“I hate Santa Claus” Wentz begins.
“Who the heck hates Santa Claus?” replies a noticeably annoyed Cyrus.
In an apparent effort to stick up for the mythological gift-bringer, when asked by Wentz what she hates, Cyrus replies, “I hate guys that do their hair like this (pulling hair into her face to mimic Wentz)…I’m so emo…dance, dance…thanks for the memories baby, I’m Pete Wentz.”
“I hate ice cream too” Wentz continues. “Every flavor.”
“I hate everything you love” counters Cyrus. “Like emo stuff…like tattoos, like Hot Topic…I bet you paint your nails too.”
The pair then go on to compare facial hair growth, with Wentz pointing out he often gets a, “five o’clock uni-brow.”
“Me too!” says Cyrus, “I’ve never met anyone else with a five o’clock uni-brow! [Sesame Street’s] Burt and Ernie, totally!”
“I’m like the emo Burt” notes Wentz.
The shared moment of amicable revelation brought screeching to a hault, Cyrus snaps, “I hate emo guys that call themselves emo!”
“Me too” replies Wentz.
“You just did it!” says Cyrus.
Backpedaling, Wentz explains, “But I hate emo boys that deny their emo too.”
“That’s very true”, aggress Cyrus.
After pointing out her dislike of a tattoo on Wentz’s arm featuring a face with heavy eyebrows, Cyrus demonstrates the impossibility of licking one’s own elbow. Not to be outdone, Wentz demonstrates his ability to lick his own armpit.
“I hate boys that do that!” says a repulsed Cyrus.
Wrapping up the segment, the two appear on-screen, heads next to eachother, with Cyrus adopting an emo-ish, ‘I could care less’ facial expression.
“Well”, says Wentz, “that’s seven things that I hate.”
“And that’s seven things that I really hate, cause I hate life”, mocks Cyrus.
“I don’t hate you though”, says Wentz.
"I hate you" replies Cyrus, before adding, “Just kidding! I totally love you!”
FNMTV can be seen Friday nights on MTV
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